'Free Surf Lessons'

While made of aluminum this is a genuine and proven babe magnet. Hang it prominently near your entrance to dorm, bedroom, or love shack. Fabricate stories, along the lines of "Hey dude, we're filled to capacity. Try next year," and "Step right in, beautiful. Starting in 3 minutes."

If you are a bonafide surf instructor, hang it at your place of business.

Image reproduced on thick and sturdy industrial aluminum by hardworking surfers in a Santa Barbara street sign company. These ready to hang surf signs hang from holes. The paint used is made to last in outdoor conditions for many years and indoors forever. If you plan on living that long these are the signs to get!